The Tale of King George and Queen Cynthia Part V

May 21, 2009 in Big, fat, liar...Casey Anthony, The Tales of King George and Queen Cynthia
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The doors to the Great Hall swung open, and Sir Lee of Lackabrain stood unkempt and weary from his travels. “My son!”, cried the Queen. “Greetings mother”, said Lee, ” I come with news, but first I must speak to my sister, where is she?”

“She is in her room, she should be down in a moment”, said the Queen.

“No! I will speak to her in private first” , said Lee.

“But you should tell me the news first, did you find Abby, or Lady Marmalade, anyone?, asked the Queen.

“I should speak to my sister first!” Lee headed up the stairs to his sister’s room.

The Queen was very angry. What could Lee be telling his sister, behind closed doors? The Queen paced back and forth and talked to herself. Outside the castle, King George was busy arguing with a man in the crowd. “The smell didst smell like no other smell I’ve ever smelled. The bloody battlefield is the only place I’ve ever smelled that smell. The smell of a dead body, you never forget a smell like that, ever! But alas, it was just a rotten cabbage in the cart. Who would’ve thought such a smell could erupt from a cabbage. But, it did!” As soon as he finished speaking, a rotten cabbage flew from the crowd, and hit poor King George right in the head, and sent his crown flying into the rock of the castle wall. King George was so angry that he ran over to his crown and stomped it into the ground. Sir Lee approached from inside the castle, and stood between King George and the crowd. The King suddenly became quite brave. “Let me at those commoners, so I can beat them with this sign that says ‘Burn the Wench!’” The crowd continued to spit and yell, and laughed as Lee pulled his father inside the castle.

“Lee, what are you doing outside?” asked the King.

“Oh…I…uh…was..ummm..well, I heard you shouting and I came to make sure you were okay”, said Lackabrain.

Back inside the castle, The Queen and The Princess were fighting. The Queen was sitting on top of the Princess with her hands wrapped around her neck, choking the Princess. King George ran behind the royal sofa, stuck his thumb in his mouth, and started to wimper. Sir Lee ran over to his mother and sister, and broke up the fight. He pulled his sister from his mother’s clutches and cried, “Unhand my sister, you maniac!” The Princess lunged at her mother and said, “Go fornicate yourself, Mother! I hate you!”

At that moment, a guard entered the Great Hall, and was quite upset. “Your Highness! The body of the child is missing! Someone has taken her from her resting place! Now, we shall never know what happened to her!”

Queen Cynthia was livid. “What! Who has taken my grandchild from these castle walls? Find her!”

At this news, King George grabbed a sword from the mantle of the fireplace and pointed it into his bulging stomach. “I shall kill myself! I cannot take this any longer!”

The Queen walked over to the King and snatched the sword from his hands. “Would you stop joking around! I too, have thought about killing myself, but you don’t see me sniveling in the corner attempting it, do you? Stop it!”

Sir Lee and Princess Casey, sat soundly on the royal sofa speaking in their special code.

“Iyay idhay the abybay’s odybay, my sister!” , said Lee with a smile, “no one will ever indfay erhay, it’s all going to be okay”.

To Be Continued…..only because I have to go get my daughter ready for bed, more later…sorry…