While the woman servant lay in the Great Hall recovering, guards and servants began screaming and running from the castle. They had the look of pure terror on their faces, as they ran past the Queen.

“You there!”, cried the Queen, “Stop! What is going on? Stop this madness immediately!”

But no one was listening. A guard ran up to the Queen and said “Your highness, the Princess’ room. The child’s body is there. This is too much, and we cannot stay in this castle. We are leaving you, Your Highness, we are sorry. There will be no one left to attend your wishes.” And the guard vanished from the castle, never to return. Tortilla was picking up the servant woman, who had recovered from fainting. The Queen was headed toward the staircase, when there occurred a most ear splitting bang of a noise. The castle was flooded with soldiers and countrymen. They were running in all directions, searching the castle for the Princess. The Queen called for help from her guards, but there were none left. The Queen turned her gaze toward the door of the Great Hall, to discover her husband, King George being pushed roughly into the room by five burly men. He had been out fishing in the moat, in his new boat he had recently purchased. “Let go of me! I have done nothing to you! Let go!”, King George shouted.

All fell silent as a strong voice was heard from upstairs in the castle. “Everyone halt! The child is found! The Princess is not here!” said the stranger’s voice. A normal everyday farmer emerged from the upstairs of the castle. Everyone stood still and kept their gaze upon him as he approached the King and Queen. There were tears in his weathered eyes, when he spoke, “Your Highness, or shall I say Madam, it seems that your daughter has had the child in her room all along. She is wrapped in a potato sack, with a necklace and a note attached. In this note, the Princess admits her guilt. She murdered her child, and she must pay the price. She has left with Jose Bandito, and we have people searching for them. You were a fool to let her leave with such a man. I am to inform you, that as soldiers and citizens of Hopespring, we are taking over your castle. You and your husband shall remain in your own dungeon, until your daughter is found. Do you understand?”

“No, I don’t understand! Get out of my castle! George, do something!” , cried the Queen.

“I knew it!”, cried King George, “I knew I never should have married you, you cunning witch of a woman! Our daughter is just like you! Look what you have done to me and my kingdom! I will never forgive you for this, you evil witch!”

“George, how dare you speak to me..”, the Queen was cut off.

The farmer spoke, “Where is your daughter? Tell us now and spare yourself!”

“I know not where my daughter is, and if I did, I would never tell you!”, the Queen protested.

“Very well, then. Take her to the dungeon, and confiscate her crown for payment of the search for her daughter!”, said the farmer.

The Queen was whisked away to the dungeon, but King George was allowed to stay locked in his own room, for his remark to the Queen. Plus, the men felt rather sorry for the poor king, whose wife had emasculated him to the point of a fairy. He was no threat. Tortilla stood in the corner, chewing his stick, and blending in with the rest of the crowd. He was conversing with another fellow, and expounding on his skill as a bounty hunter. The farmer overheard, and spoke, “You there! Bounty hunter! May I have a word with you?”

“It’s about time someone asked to talk to me!”, said Tortilla, “I know everything there is to know about these people!”

“Good.” , said the farmer, “Then you would not be opposed to accept this crown as payment, and bring one Jose Bandito, and Princess Casey, back to this castle. Yes?”

Tortilla rambled. “Now, hold on just a minute. If I’m guessing right, I think they are not too far from here. But, then again, they could be really far from here. Who knows! All I know is that she killed that little baby. She’s a real piece of work, ya know? She and her momma have been nothing but liars since the minute I met ‘em. Well, I never really met the Princess, but I saw her in passing one time, and she looked like a real piece of work, ya know?”

“Okay! Okay! I understand.” , said the farmer, “will you accept the quest of locating these two infidels?”

“Sure, sure! But you don’t have to pay me, as a matter of fact, I’d like to give you some money, just for noticing me.”, said Tortilla.

“Fine! Then off you go! Find Jose Bandito and Princess Casey!”, said the farmer, “do not come back without them in your custody! Goodbye, Mr. Tortilla.” The farmer patted Tortilla on the back, took his money, and led him out of the castle.

The castle was taken over, and there was much to be done. The people of Hopespring gave the child a proper burial and laid her to a peaceful rest. There were many tears. All of the castle treasure was confiscated, and put aside to pay for the things that would be needed before the Princess’ return. They would need money to pay for more searchers. There would also be money given to the needful people of Hopespring who had children that they loved, and would never think of hurting them.

This tale is almost finished, and the ending does not bode well for a certain Princess and her family.

To be continued…


  1. BEES KNEES

    Motherclucker, my sides are aching from looooong sustained laughter. I don’t know if I could even pick out my favorite lines any more ~ they’re all brilliant. If I HAD TO pick which words really had me howling they would be “as a matter of fact, I’d like to give you some money, just for noticing me, said Tortilla” and “The farmer patted Tortilla on the back, took his money, and led him out of the castle. HA HA HA!!! You’re just so right on about them, motherclucker ~ down to the smallest detail! Do the words “tears in his weathered eyes” belong to Tim Miller? If so, I’m glad you’ve written his compassion into your tale. Do I drive you crazy by telling you my favorite lines? I have thick skin so please tell me if I do.

    Queen Cynthia has been a cunning witch right from the get-go ~ before so many of us became Anthony-Aware. Now that there’s some distance we can look back and see where she was destroying evidence, lying to authorities and implicating innocent people. It’s good that the people of Hopespring gave Caylee a proper burial and laid her to a peaceful rest. I’m wondering if your story will continue into the trial? Or pick up again when the trial starts? So many of us love it we don’t want to see it end.

    • Hey Bees, you, by no means, annoy me with your favorite lines. It actually cracks me up…you don’t miss a beat when you’re reading..LOL! I’m afraid it is going to end soon, but don’t worry, I will think of some other way to cover the trial by story..LOL! I might do some kind of Perry Mason type thing for the trial…LOL! Who knows…we’ll see. I thank you again for your wonderful comments, and for keeping me inspired to write on…Later Tater, MC Oh yeah, you caught right on to the Tim Miller thing, that is exactly who he represented…LOL! Right on, sister! LOL!

  2. sxykitten

    I second what Bees said…….I dont want to see it end either. :(

  3. sxykitten

    TorTeeAh cracks me up………….I could use some money, I will notice him if that’s all it takes LOL

  4. niecey456

    This is getting so good. I will be sad when it is over. You must publish this complete with pics! For a keepsake. LOL!!! I absolutely love it!!!!!!!

    • Hey Niecey, maybe I will do that when it’s all said and done. I could just get Shelly to do my pics for me…LOL! She’s gotten really good at that…I love it! I think the ending, is only the beginning…I might have to leave you all hanging until trial time…LOL! Or maybe not! LOL!

      • Awesome you know I would love to do that .. we should just make a huge coffee book with stories and add in the letters from the jailhouse. i swere i suckes to see it come to an end but its hard to keep comeing up with such a good story the fact that you did this great for this long shows how great you are and even when it ends I will still keep coming back to reread it for a laugh I just resently went back to read the letters that got me to love your site in the first place and its all comic gold seriously. your the reason I made my blog you inspired me 100% well besides cindy threatning to sue bloggers .. i wanted to make her more mad LOL

        • You are one in a million, Shelly! You are so sweet. I am glad that I was your inspiration..LOL! All together now..”You bring meaning to my life, you’re the inspira-a-a-tion”! Alright! LOL! I’m gonna try to work on the Tale some tonight. There will probably be, at least, a few more before I am done. Susie has been running a fever today, and she’s not feeling too good. I hate it when the little ones get sick. I am borderline obnoxious when it comes to waiting on them..LOL! “Can I get you this?” “Are you hot?” “Are you cold?” “Are you medium well?” “Does your head hurt?”…LOL! I’ll try to work on another one tonight, so maybe you can read in the morning…but don’t hate me if I don’t…LOL! Peace out, MC

  5. sxykitten

    Hell yeah you should….I would definitely buy a copy.

  6. bauergirl2

    This story is awsome!! I did not want to get to the point where it was to be continued!
    I agree with the others-you should publish this….everyone vested in this case would buy a copy for sure.

    Also, would you give me permission to copy this and send it via e-mail to some others who are following this case and who I know would love this? If so, could you tell me how I send it via an e-mail link to them?

    Keep up the story and please do more. You are so very talented and it is wonderful to read what you write.

    Thank you,
    Aimee

    • Thank you, Amy! I appreciate your comments. You can send a link to my blog through your email, http://www.motherclucker.wordpress.com, or the only other route would be to copy and paste the story into your email. I made a link on the right hand side of my blog that says The Tales of King George and Queen Cynthia, when they come if they will click on that link, it just has the tales in it, and they won’t have to read through any of my other blog posts. I wouldn’t mind the copy and paste, as long as you send them the link to my blog also…Thanks for stopping by, MC

      • bauergirl2

        Thank you very much. I just read the latest part and came back to this one to check for a response. You are soooo talented. I will definately send everyone I know to your blog!! It is the best out there and I mean that sincerely!!

        Keep up the wonderful work. Is your little one feeling better now? I hope so. I have three of my own and I know how it is.

        Thanks again for everything you do…you rock!

        Aimee

        • Thank you, Aimee. I appreciate all the people who send people my way. Susie is feeling a lot better. She was only sick for a day, and then she got better. I think it is the swirling allergy bowl that we live in, here in the Tennessee Valley…LOL! We are in between 2 mountains, so when the flowers and trees start blooming, it is like a bowl of allergens…LOL! I have created another silly blog on Blogger. It is called The Humorists Horoscopes…go check out your horoscope, and tell me what you think…I’m sure it will make you laugh…LOL! Here’s the link, and thanks for your wonderful compliments. Wow, 3 kids of your own! Do you have lots of help? I hope so…okay, so here’s the link The Humorists Horoscopes. Peace out, MC

          • bauergirl2

            Oh my gosh those horoscopes are a riot! I’m a Capricorn and I laughed so hard at the end because my hubby always says I will cut my nose off to spite my face just to get the last word in so that was perfect!!

            I’m a stay at home mom so I don’t really have help but if I need it I do have my mom that will be right there to help. She was always there for me when I worked. My two oldest boys are twins and they are 12 so we survived and they are pretty self sufficient now and my youngest is a little girl and she is turning 6 so it’s all good. I wished that when I was pregnant for my little girl, Emily Anne, that it was twins again. It was hard when they were babies but then it was really so much fun and the toddler years were so much easier with the twins because they had a built in playmate.
            I really love your blogs because you are so funny and make me laugh. I think happiness and laughter and positive attitudes are the best recipe for a wonderful life. I am so glad that I stumbled upon you and your sunny wit. And I will keep passing on the link to everyone that I haven’t already sent it to.
            Glad to hear your little one was sick for only a day! What a blessing that was.
            Have a great day,
            Aimee

            • Hey Aimee, glad you liked my funny horoscopes! LOL! So what you’re saying is, I hit the nail right on the head with yours…LOL! I, too, was happy that the fever thing only lasted a day…LOL! I hate it when the little ones get sick. They are so pitiful. Wow, twins! My niece is a twin, and my grandma was a twin, and my uncle is a twin. We have a lot of twins in the family. I got really nervous when I was pregnant with Susie..LOL! I thought for sure I was going to have 2 myself…LOL! I think I got 2 in 1…LOL! I don’t think I could handle more than 1 at a time, I have a whole new respect for women with more than 1 child! You are awesome! Thanks for stopping by…Take Care, MC

  7. thommacintyre

    The highest praise I can honestly give something is when I say to me cat “Man, I wish I wrote that!” Your fractured fairy tale lands smack dab in the middle of that category. I will send your link far and wide. I actually wait for the next installment, placing your blog on me speed dial. Keep it up, take your time, and take a bow.
    Thom
    http://www.myrecoveryspace.com/raran

    • Thanks Thom, I’ve been on hiatus this weekend, since it was my daughter’s birthday. Whew! I made it through…I’m really tired from all the running around. I am hoping to work on some more tonight. I hope…LOL! If I don’t collapse from exhaustion…LOL! Thanks for the compliments, I really appreciate it…Peace Out, MC

  8. computerdummy

    I absolutely loved every chapter! You really need to publish this with corresponding illustrations as a coffee table book. I would buy it!

    • Thanks CD, I really need to do that, I would have to find a publisher first..LOL! I really enjoyed writing The Tale, I’ll try to do something fresh, funny, and new when the trial starts…thanks for your compliments, and for visiting my blog…Peace, MC