Commercials that must go…’nuf said.

I, as a rule, am not much of a complainer<wink, wink>. However, I am going to have to complain about something important, commercials on TV that must go. We’ll begin with my most hated commercial on TV.   Now, I am by no means making light of a man’s manliness suddenly being no more. This is clearly a tragedy, but alas, a fact of life. My complaint revolves around those ridiculous Extenze Male Enhancement commercials that seem to rape the very existence of my crappy television viewing experience. When I am up late, unable to sleep, the last thing I need to see on television is a 70 year old man talking about his problem with getting his flagpole to fly high, again. He’s standing in the gym, watching a very young girl workout on a stairmaster, and talking about how thankful he is that he can finally get it up again. Now, here’s my opinion of it, and some of you may not like it. There is nothing more disgusting than imagining an old man, running around, with his Extenze endowed pecker, looking for some action. What about all those old men who take these things, and then they can’t get any action? They have to call a doctor! Because apparently, you can end up with an Extenzion (no pun intended)…no wait…yes it was intended…but you can end up with an woody that could last as long as 4 hours. If this happens, you should call a doctor. This sort of makes me laugh, because then I envision some old man at the three and a half hour mark, not getting any action, writhing in pain and saying, “Just 30 more minutes, just 30 more minutes, then I can call!”, because clearly he would not have enough blood running to his brain to think clearly and concisely.  If I want to watch an old man, who can’t get it up anymore, run after young hot women, then I will watch “The Girls Next Door”, at least it is remotely entertaining, and it’s just expected from Hugh Hefner. I wish they would please stop showing these commercials. Just stop. Attention all old men, and I’m talking 70 or above, if your manhood stops working, maybe that’s just nature’s way of telling you to STOP.  Remember those butter commercials in the 70′s? “It’s not nice to fool mother nature!” or, if you live  in my world, nice to “fool with mother nature”. I have a new theory now, about this alleged pill that helps old men get it up. I am starting to think, and this may sound a bit conspiricist, that the reason all these women and children are being snatched up, is because of Extenze pills. Yes, that’s right, I said it. I won’t go any further with that theory. I will, however, insist that these commercials must go! Here are a few other commercials that gross me out just as bad:

The Athletes Foot Toe Fungus Commercials – these usually come on right when I am munching on something crunchy, like potato chips, or having a snack.

The You Can Live With Your Herpes Commercials – ick! Really, who would want to?

Feminine Hygiene Commercials – embarrassing, and always come on when your sitting beside a guy, plus they make it out to be such a fun and exciting time. This is the biggest lie in the history of commercial land.

The Pepto Bismol Commercials – And I’m talking about the ones where the people are doing dramatic interpretations of upset stomach, diarreah, etc, etc…gross, I don’t want to see you do that! Stop!

I could probably blog all day on this topic, but I won’t. I’m getting kind of tired of talking about it. It is giving me panic attacks..LOL…so I should probably stop. Until we meet again, remember…

Down With Disgusting Commercials!

Later Taters,

MC