My name is Shmillary Shminton…

Hello everyone,

My name is Shmillary Shminton. Most of you have probably never heard of me, but you have heard of my book called It Takes a Village to Raise an Idiot. I recently traveled to China to speak about human rights. While I feel that human rights are being horribly violated at the hands of the Chinese government, I really feel that the global economy is currently much more important than human rights. If all of you human rights activist would purchase my book and read it, then you could probably solve your human rights problem quite simply. My book talks about problems such as this and relates it to the village. Really, you shouldn’t be asking me, or anyone else for that matter, to solve this problem for you. You should consult your “head village idiot”, like my book says, and then resolve this problem on your own, as a “village”.  I hope I am not being too bold when I say that you “villagers” need to quit bringing your petty problems to the feet of important people like myself, and other government officials. Can’t you peons see that we are busy trying to make money to give away to others who really don’t need it? Can’t you see that we are only taking our citizens best interest to heart in our decision making? Therefore, after lengthy talks with China, I have decided that human rights will always come second place to global economy. With that being said, I would appreciate it if all you villagers would just go away, and handle this yourselves. Please try to stop whining in the process. We have a saying in my house, if I may quote a line from my book, and it goes “The village idiot knows best”, and I should know, because I live with a former Chief village idiot, named Brill Shminton. Just remember this, human rights activism comes from the silly ideologies of what I call “so called smart villagers”. It is these “so called smart villagers” that cause problems in the village. You need to weed these people out, and remove them from your villages, and your lives would probably become better on their own. With that being said, I would like to apologize. For what, I am not sure, but I’ll apologize anyway.

Until we speak again….

Don’t think humanitarian, Think Global!

Yours Truly,

Shmillary Shminton